I'm Taylor, i'm twenty. My girlfriend is awesome. I like puns.

 

coolben94:

Dear past self,

When u cut off ur hair mom wont be that mad and you dont have to run away.

From,
Ben (that’s you)

5000letters:

but it really is so important to find people who don’t lose patience with you or get angry if you’re being irrational or insecure or downright ridiculous, it is so so necessary to be treated with gentleness from loved ones and not to be made to feel like you’re irritating or a burden

robinbenway:

videohall:

Corgi only listens to owner when he talks like The Beatles

> I like how the guy in video talked with other accents to give more proof.

I don’t even know where to begin with this!

mermaidsvagina:

vinebox:

What vines are like in japan

Terrifying

(Source: vinebox)

mercutio: i can see what's happening

benvolio: what?

mercutio: and they don't have a clue!

benvolio: stop

mercutio: they'll fall in love and here's the bottom line -- our trio's down to two

benvolio: people are dying

kxsxy:

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

churchsext:

thelegendofsugarbear:

communistbakery:

we’re up all night to get l

axatives for this horrible diarrhea

if you’re about to take laxatives for diarrhea then I’ve got some urgent news for you comrade

(Source: communistbakery)