I'm Taylor, i'm nineteen. My girlfriend is awesome. I like puns.

 

cozyafternoons:

drapetomania:

Hi-fiveing after sex because you were both so awesome.

*slaps ass* “hit the showers kid, good game”

kirstenmakestattoos:

Cute stippled fawn for Jia right under a gorgeous Erik Jacobsen piece! Thanks so much for letting me tattoo you, lady!

gamegeneral:

krystal-cage:

please just watch this

"It’s one second." I said
"It can’t possibly be that great."
I was wrong.

surprisebitch:

lupea:

A brief summary  of American Horror Story: Coven.

every now and again you find a flawless video

this is one of them

literally so accurate oh my god

(Source: weekendwarrior-in-thetardis)

gilinskytbh:

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

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"my ass"

open 24 hours

herlastmuse:

vinebox:

Literally I Cant Ew

cardsnquarters ITS BACK

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

susemoji:

where do these white dads come from

(Source: vinebox)